1. Maegen says:

    K2SO: “That is a LOT of toilet paper. You realize this is a respiratory virus right? If it was a gastrointestinal virus, based on the amount of toilet paper you purchased and the average length of the stomach flu there is a 99.7 chance you would be dead before using a third of that amount.”

    Cassian: Shrugs sheepishly.

    K2SO: “I find your answer vague and unconvincing.”

What do you think?