1. Audie says:

    Obi-wan Kenobi: I’m thankful I found the only oasis on a planet where people have to farm for water. That let’s me support my hermit lifestyle.

    River Song. I’d tell you what I’m thankful for, but that would be…spoilers!

    Captain Picard: Earl Grey, hot.

    Han Solo: I’m grateful that people have forgotten about the Star Wars Christmas Special. Chewie and I smuggled out all the copies and dumped in the Kessel Run. What are you talking about, what is this thing called YouTube?

    • Zac Totah says:

      These are awesome, Audie. Not being a huge Star Wars fan, I wouldn’t have known enough to come up with the ones for Obi-wan and Han. But those other two…brilliant and perfect. River Song’s especially. 😀

  2. This is so good, Zac. You’ve really captured the voice of these various and varied characters. Impressive!

    I’d add these:

    Eustace Clarence Scrubb: I’m thankful that Aslan has claws sharp enough to rip away my dragon scales. And that he didn’t dig so deep as to shred me to pieces.

    Taran: I’m thankful for pigs. Didn’t used to be but I’ve learned a thing or two since meeting the High King.

    Becky

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