1. Toklaham Veruzia says:

    Saruman: I’m unthankful for selfish villains who hog all the ancient, terrifying power for themselves and won’t let anyone else take over the world. Don’t you agree, Taravangian?

    Taravangian: I want my mommy.

    *all the other villains wonder what a nice old man who gives people free medical care is doing here*

What do you think?